sorry for the bad video quality. (pakai camera mubail murah ganya ni yo). haha
peace and
out.
25 April 2009
23 April 2009
22 April 2009
haha. buring ku.
jeng jeng jweng!
-Muiz warna biru ah-Syiqah yang pink
-Pipah yang tangah2. merah menyala
-Huriin warna kuning
-Taufiq yang itam tu ah
from left. Afiq and Ajik
from left. Afiq and Ajik
Malynna
Lisa
Syazreen
wafiqah
aznniel the mangkuk man!atu saja kali.
minta maap ah dude yang muanya nada di sini. bukannya apa bro. nda ku tepikir lagi bro.
hahahah.
yang ada namanya sini tu jangan marah ah yo. takut ku ni. ahaxz.
peace and
out.
20 April 2009
seize the day
hahaha. dude! this mangkuk sings like mangkuk dude. like benar benar mangkuk.
peace and
out.
19 April 2009
8 April 2009
INDA BULIH CAKAP URANG PUTIH OR INGGERIS OR APA SAJA BAHASA SELAIN CKP BRUNEI.
hai bulih kenalan...
1. sapa nama mu
-Nama ku Aznil the mangkuk man! (cakap brunei masih tu. arait)
2. haiseh lawa namamu,umurmu brapa?
-taun ani 2009 kan.. aku lahir tahun 1993. cuatah kira. ambil kalkulator atau alat kira.
3. adeh, dpt d urat ni. ada gf/bf dh?
-napa? tepakai? kawin dah ku kali.
4. alaa mcm nada chance. skulah or kraja?
-hahah. apa rasanya.. skulah di maktab sains psbs. bangga ku ni.
5. siuk tah
-buring. nada u bah.
6. masa ni tinggal sama sapa?
-babah, mamah, sama peradian.
7. brapa urang adi beradi?
- ada masih kalkulator sana? 10 bahagi dua, tulak satu
8. selalu ta kamu kelaie?
- inda. mana main ni kelaie. cala. puklen. macam kau.
9. kalau kelaie sapa manang?
- amah ku selalu manang.
10. apath hadiahnya tu kalau manang?
- transfer kredit. kami dapat saguhati ganya.
11. puas tah ati mu?
- inda. mun saguhati dapat mangkuk ganya.
12. bagus eh. ada bf/gf dh?
- memajal. alum tah. ni, kan ngurat tah ni.
13. mcm balik2 soalanku atu. sapa namanya?
- iata kau nah. kau mau tau kah? Kajah Timah namanya. yang tinggal subalah rumah mu ah. jan ko bising eh. kau ganya tau ni.
14. lama dh kamu togeder?
- alum jua batah lah mangkali. dapat dikira.
15. hendsem/lawa ka darling mu?
- cantixx lyx veravesh.
16. mana ia masa ni?
- tuu nah. menumpah ambuyat sekajap.
17. nda ko rindu ia?
- sadaaang. jual mahal bah ia ah.
18. untk apath tu kau b bf/gf ah?
- antah nyamu dang. udah cinta atu. weseh.
19. kawin ta ko nanti sama ia tu?
- inda kali. mangkuk wah ia tu.
20. jgn lupa jemput aku ah?
- inda nyangku. liat lah nanti. ada ku send tu pakai bluetooth.
Personaliti dan mcm2 lagi lah
1. ko ani manja ka
-inda. urang karas cemani manja?
2. senitip?
- apa tu gila?
3. mcm pmarah ko ani?
- mana ada. aku sajuk kaliah. kalah aircond mu di rumah atu.
4. jgn marah aku ah?
- takut ya ni mangkuk ah..
5. baju warna apa ko pakai masani?
- warna putih. seriusly.
6. ada urang banci ko ka di dunia ani?
- kau kali. haha. nda deh. beibun.
7. urang yg ko banci sapa?
-kau! ey. mamajal.
8. pasal apa ko banci ia?
- kau kah? pasal kau mangkuk.
9. ko jeles ka arhnya?
-apakan kau ni. eksen tia arahnya arahnya. awu jeles ku. kau ada boxer powerangers ah.
10. nda ta kamu btagur?
- kitani kah? betagur jua ni. chatting lagi kitani.
11. ko suka cakap "tampar ko karang" arh kawanmu or jelama lain?
- awu. sukaa. malar lagi. karang ah. ada ni. liat saja.
12. mkanan brunei yg mnjadi kgemaranmu apa?
- biskut tiger. makanan brunei kah tu? eh salah, bukan. atu saja, apa ni.. lasagna. ia tu.
13. artis brunei idola mu sapa?
- c kudil.
14. mngapa bukan cKudil?
- c kudil jua nyangku. majal. tampar ko karang.nah tu. udah tia.
15. cali jua ia atu. nda apalah. bhapa ko ni?
- kan tidur. ngantox me ni.
16. makan sdah. mkan apa?
- sudah. makan makanan tradisi brunei, pizza. u sudah makan?
17. tinggi mu cemana?
- bah betanya jua ku ni. nda kau njawap ah. tampar ko karang. nah tu. udah tia. btw, tinggi ku kah? kau penah liat tiang istana kan? yang tinggi ah? iatah aku inda tinggi cematu tu.
18. aisehhh. pandai memandu dah?
- antah dang. baru jua ku melanggar tiang litrik ni tadi.
19. ngalih ku. ndako ngalih ka?
- ngalih2 mu ngalih lagi aku wah. bagas mbuat kraja rumah jua ku ni tadi. kau ngacau.
20. sudah th aa?
-jgan dulu eh. aku pulang betanya. pernah kau kana ucap poklen?
21. prnah ko kna ucap poklen?
- aku jua dulu tanya. mana kau njawap kan. sasak ku kau ani eh. smarterchild pun mental ni
chatting sama kau ah. pernah plang, tym ku ke mall, pakai sluar pindik. peduli ku. behapa tah kan lawa2.. haha. aku serius ni.
22. apakn poklen ani?
-kau tanya aku ah.. mangkuk ta banar. search rah google wah.. takan rah image.. ada mua mu tu. gambar friendster mu kali. haha. mihir.
23. nda ko tau? kau bh poklen
- haha. nah.. kau tah urang kedua paling berani ni ngucap aku poklen.
24. hihi jgn mrah. beibun. bhpata ko lapas ani?
- nda eh. adih. pandai beibun jua panya. kan tidur kali.
25. prnah ko mndangar c achai mnyanyi?
pernah. rah mubail kawan ku. batah dah tu eh. baru2an kau ah.
26. minat ko?
-inda. pasal aku inda banar2 kan kau.
27. ohh. bah aku chow dulu ah. jgn tidur ahir.
- chow ni cakap brunei kan? nda kana suruh wah! napa kau kan. babal gam. bah, ni kan tadur tah ku ni.. headbang sudah ni.
peace and
out.
title
Dear Muiz
I don't really know how to tell you this, i'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when i threw up in your sock drawer in your car and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your hannah montanah underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of your feet and i will haunt you when i'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
kiss my butt,
Aznil the Mangkuk Man
Dear (someone you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),Name
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft
DinnerFish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - IgnoreRed - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit onBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- FrostbittenLost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of
V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
peace and
out.
I don't really know how to tell you this, i'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when i threw up in your sock drawer in your car and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your hannah montanah underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of your feet and i will haunt you when i'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
kiss my butt,
Aznil the Mangkuk Man
Dear (someone you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),Name
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft
DinnerFish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - IgnoreRed - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit onBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- FrostbittenLost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of
V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
peace and
out.
mangkuk tag
i killed a cat because im sexy as hell.
haha. mangkuk.
Pick the month you were born in
[]Jan - I cuddled with
[]Feb - I killed
[]Mar - I ran shirtless with
[]Apr - I raped
[]May - I killed
[]Jun - I banged
[]Jul - I needed
[]Aug - I ran naked with
[]Sept - I stabbed
[]Oct - I ate out
[]Nov - I slept with
[]Dec - I smoked with
Pick the date you were born on
[ ]01 - the kool-aid man
[ ]02 - a horse
[ ]03 - a pornstar
[ ]04 - a toothbrush
[ ]05 - Santa Claus
[ ]06 - a bag of weed
[ ]07 - a prostitute
[ ]08 - a jew
[ ]09 - a ninja
[]10 - a homo
[ ]11 - Paris Hilton
[ ]12 - the trojan man
[ ]13 - a whore
[ ]14 - a cat
[ ]15 - a pickle
[ ]16 - a glass of milk
[ ]17 - a bisexual
[ ]18 - Your Mom
[ ]19 - an orange
[ ]20 - a crackhead
[ ]21 - a bowl of cereal
[ ]22 - an easter egg
[ ]23 - my ex
[ ]24 - a condom
[ ]25 - a jar of honey
[ ]26 - a lesbian
[ ]27 - a homeless guy
[ ]28 - a french fry
[ ]29 - your dealer
[]30 - a stripper
[ ]31 - Your grandma
Pick the colour of the top your wearing now..
[]White - Because thats how i roll
[]Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots - because I hate my life
[ ]Purple - because I'm gay
[ ]Gray - because I love marijuana
[ ]Other (cream/yellow) - because I have double D's
[ ]Green - because I'm beautiful
[ ]Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ]Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown - because i had to
[ ]Shirtless - because I've got abs
peace and
out.
haha. mangkuk.
Pick the month you were born in
[]Jan - I cuddled with
[]Feb - I killed
[]Mar - I ran shirtless with
[]Apr - I raped
[]May - I killed
[]Jun - I banged
[]Jul - I needed
[]Aug - I ran naked with
[]Sept - I stabbed
[]Oct - I ate out
[]Nov - I slept with
[]Dec - I smoked with
Pick the date you were born on
[ ]01 - the kool-aid man
[ ]02 - a horse
[ ]03 - a pornstar
[ ]04 - a toothbrush
[ ]05 - Santa Claus
[ ]06 - a bag of weed
[ ]07 - a prostitute
[ ]08 - a jew
[ ]09 - a ninja
[]10 - a homo
[ ]11 - Paris Hilton
[ ]12 - the trojan man
[ ]13 - a whore
[ ]14 - a cat
[ ]15 - a pickle
[ ]16 - a glass of milk
[ ]17 - a bisexual
[ ]18 - Your Mom
[ ]19 - an orange
[ ]20 - a crackhead
[ ]21 - a bowl of cereal
[ ]22 - an easter egg
[ ]23 - my ex
[ ]24 - a condom
[ ]25 - a jar of honey
[ ]26 - a lesbian
[ ]27 - a homeless guy
[ ]28 - a french fry
[ ]29 - your dealer
[]30 - a stripper
[ ]31 - Your grandma
Pick the colour of the top your wearing now..
[]White - Because thats how i roll
[]Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots - because I hate my life
[ ]Purple - because I'm gay
[ ]Gray - because I love marijuana
[ ]Other (cream/yellow) - because I have double D's
[ ]Green - because I'm beautiful
[ ]Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ]Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown - because i had to
[ ]Shirtless - because I've got abs
peace and
out.
6 April 2009
apologi ku
kepada teman-teman seperjuangan, pembaca-pembaca setia yang hamba kasihi, ladies and gentlewomen.
minta maap jua dih batah inda be post ani nyanta. bukannya apa. idea atu nada ampai-ampai siring jalan wah. inda jua ada idea turun dari langit kan.
ada kan di ceritakan atu sebanar duabanarnya. ganya banyak wah. lalah abiskita membaca karang. hahah.
orait tu. tunggu saja. ada ni nanti post baru menghon. babai.
peace and
out.
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